Do you remember the good years in Bedlam?
The blood flowed endlessly cold
The fields were a patchwork of corpses
The questers were never too bold
We'd turn villages into graveyards together
And averything round us was fine

Now the fae are well and there
is joie de vivre everywhere
Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine


Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets
To those bedlam days


Do you remember those adventuring parties?
The questors turned Bedlam's cuisine
there ashen, trembling faces
The grayest the realms has seen
It's funny but since we lost Mad Jack
We've gone to the other extreme
No-one comes to kill us now
We couldn’t scalp them anyhow
I even find I'm missing those hero's screams



Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets
To those bedlam days

It's funny but since we lost Mad Jack
We've gone to the other extreme
Perhaps it’s not all that bad
Perhaps the Rising Army is just as mad
And soon we’ll hear those entertaining screams


Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets

To those bedlam days


Eh bien, raise your berets
To those Bedlam days!

The realms was peaceful for a time
 The home of Tuilli, finest speaker of the nine
 He was famous as a bastard and he wore that title well
A hit with the kids and the denizens of hell
Now Neden was a questing town, loaded up with loot
And robbing it would be quite the bastard thing to do
Syruss found a letter, Neden will host a event next fortnight
And it’s called the Baby Fights

 So register early and don’t forget to prepay
Or you may miss the most gruesome event yet to date,
Tulli the bastard’s coming, the man will never quit
And he’s after Neden’s shi…stuff!

Now Neden’s well defended, but Tuilli had a trick
You see he’s well respected by all those under six
And though they have few spells, they are all awfully cute
And beneath those sparkling eyes is a cold hearted brute
So they came in droves, but the guards just let them pass
A few seconds later those guards just breathed their last
Tuilli knew he had a chance, he already knew he’d win
'Cause what monster kills a kid?

 So register early and don’t forget to prepay
Or you may miss the most gruesome event yet to date,
Tuilli the bastard’s coming, the man will never quit
And he’s after Neden’s shi…stuff!

Well the event was supposed to begin at dawn so it started at 12 of course.
All the questers were silent, not sure what was in store
They yelled “Tuilli come on out, beat us if you can.”
 And that was when the rattling sounds and the crying all began
An army of toddlers soon swarmed, 20 strong and 3 feet high
 Each of them had armor, and murder in their eyes.
They had the players surrounded, there was doubt on every face
But oh well, they already paid!

So sorceries to the front and let those javelins fly
When has ethics ever stopped us from having a good time?
Tulli ran away, so the armies disorganized
and you’re gonna win this fight

That's right!

[Guitar solo]


Now wipe the blood of your tabards and drink to forget
You just murdered a child, are you proud of yourself yet
Baptise will be busy, veal’s on the menu tonight
And you won the Baby Fights!