[Verse 1: Neden Boy]
I'm a Neden Boy from Neden land
living in my castle lovin life
I love fighting, sexin, and fine whisky
Give me to much and I’ll get frisky
I love Jamison but prefer LTD
And my lord like to beat me, Rippity dee
[Verse 2: Troll]
Stop right there I’m a nasty Troll
give me your Gold or Heads will roll
I notice you can stop lookin at my shoulders
There so big from throwin boulders
[Pre-Chorus: Neden Boy]
Oh noe! He's got the drop on me
But lucky I got a trick up my sleeve
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab Stab Stab Stibbity Stab
And I slice and I dice-put my dagger in your in your head
slish slash slice and he's effin' dead
[Verse 3: Wizard]
Stop right there or I’ll cast a spell
Turn you to a troll and send you to hell (eff you!)
Oh you Neden boys are so Frightning
you like fighting while I cast lightning
[Pre-chorus: Neden Boy]
Oh noe! I'ts the Wizard in dude.
What the hell am I gonna do?
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab StabStab Stibbity Stab
And I slice and I dice-put my dagger in your in your head
slish slash slice and he's effin' dead
[Pre-Chorus: Villager]
Well hello there I’m just a villager……
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab StabStab Stibbity Stab
And I sloce and I doce-put my dagger in your in your head
200 blow and he's scalped and' dead
[Outro]
StabStab Stibbity StabStab Stibbity Stab
STAAAAAAB!!!

In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive,"

O No one ever knew the true value of magic items
Till the boys from the Crystal hall did arrive
And they wage there war of some 2 point piece of armor
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever cider brew they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having all the fun

Oh, our Lord took over at Feast of Creathorne
Where he look to his boys with such pride... 
He Said, "Won't you walk with me, to our Home we call Neden and you’ll always have boys by your side"

Nymbous set them straight and he made his boys go honest
Investing in Jean Baptists Jerky and the Casino to survive 
Siff he sold his socks and O'Learys made their cider 
Singing who needs magic items to survive

But the times they got hard apples stop a growin
And old Nymbous knew what he'd do to survive
He Armored up his boys
and he sent them magic item hunting
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever Whisky drink they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having tons of fun.....
In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive,"