No hair
Tabbard
4'6
Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace
Dark One
Blue Rose
And the Centaur treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan
Not as famous as Al O'Leary
Not a LORDY boy like Siff
But when boulders are hurling
just one man can take the hits
When there's war and all is hell Send in Duke Syruss!
He's the Neden Super duper hero man
Necromancer on the run Send in Duke Syruss
Oh, how I wish.. I was Duke Syruss..
Brown eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved Body
Drinking his LTD
Look cool
Skin cream
and buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a ass kicking machine..
And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready.. ..to protect some civil rights"
When there's war and all is hell Bring in Duke Syruss!
he Neden Super duper hero man
He plays beer pong with Cecil
And does shots with Daood
Oh, how I wish.. That I was Duke Syruss!
When he's sad he goes to funerals In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face But that doesn't hide his pain
He breaks down just like sea elf And starts crying just like aarl
But I guess you can cry and still be a duke If your day job is saving the realms!
When there's war and all is hell Send in Duke Syruss!
He's a macho musclepumping.. Crying god!
If there's one man you should trust It is the O'LEARY-boy
Oh, how I wish.. That I was Duke Syruss!
Tabbard
4'6
Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace
Dark One
Blue Rose
And the Centaur treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan
Not as famous as Al O'Leary
Not a LORDY boy like Siff
But when boulders are hurling
just one man can take the hits
When there's war and all is hell Send in Duke Syruss!
He's the Neden Super duper hero man
Necromancer on the run Send in Duke Syruss
Oh, how I wish.. I was Duke Syruss..
Brown eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved Body
Drinking his LTD
Look cool
Skin cream
and buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a ass kicking machine..
And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready.. ..to protect some civil rights"
When there's war and all is hell Bring in Duke Syruss!
he Neden Super duper hero man
He plays beer pong with Cecil
And does shots with Daood
Oh, how I wish.. That I was Duke Syruss!
When he's sad he goes to funerals In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face But that doesn't hide his pain
He breaks down just like sea elf And starts crying just like aarl
But I guess you can cry and still be a duke If your day job is saving the realms!
When there's war and all is hell Send in Duke Syruss!
He's a macho musclepumping.. Crying god!
If there's one man you should trust It is the O'LEARY-boy
Oh, how I wish.. That I was Duke Syruss!