[Verse 1: Neden Boy]
I'm a Neden Boy from Neden land
living in my castle lovin life
I love fighting, sexin, and fine whisky
Give me to much and I’ll get frisky
I love Jamison but prefer LTD
And my lord like to beat me, Rippity dee
[Verse 2: Troll]
Stop right there I’m a nasty Troll
give me your Gold or Heads will roll
I notice you can stop lookin at my shoulders
There so big from throwin boulders
[Pre-Chorus: Neden Boy]
Oh noe! He's got the drop on me
But lucky I got a trick up my sleeve
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab Stab Stab Stibbity Stab
And I slice and I dice-put my dagger in your in your head
slish slash slice and he's effin' dead
[Verse 3: Wizard]
Stop right there or I’ll cast a spell
Turn you to a troll and send you to hell (eff you!)
Oh you Neden boys are so Frightning
you like fighting while I cast lightning
[Pre-chorus: Neden Boy]
Oh noe! I'ts the Wizard in dude.
What the hell am I gonna do?
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab StabStab Stibbity Stab
And I slice and I dice-put my dagger in your in your head
slish slash slice and he's effin' dead
[Pre-Chorus: Villager]
Well hello there I’m just a villager……
[Chorus]
Stab! Stibbity Stab a stab StabStab Stibbity Stab
And I sloce and I doce-put my dagger in your in your head
200 blow and he's scalped and' dead
[Outro]
StabStab Stibbity StabStab Stibbity Stab
STAAAAAAB!!!

In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive,"

O No one ever knew the true value of magic items
Till the boys from the Crystal hall did arrive
And they wage there war of some 2 point piece of armor
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever cider brew they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having all the fun

Oh, our Lord took over at Feast of Creathorne
Where he look to his boys with such pride... 
He Said, "Won't you walk with me, to our Home we call Neden and you’ll always have boys by your side"

Nymbous set them straight and he made his boys go honest
Investing in Jean Baptists Jerky and the Casino to survive 
Siff he sold his socks and O'Learys made their cider 
Singing who needs magic items to survive

But the times they got hard apples stop a growin
And old Nymbous knew what he'd do to survive
He Armored up his boys
and he sent them magic item hunting
But they never left Neden alive

Where the sun comes up about 10 in the mornin'
And the sun goes down about 10 at night
And you fill your cup with whatever Whisky drink they're makin'
And you spend your life (with you boys) just having tons of fun.....
In the deep dark hills of Northern Neden
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a Tombstone Named Very
"You'll never leave Neden alive,"

Do you remember the good years in Bedlam?
The blood flowed endlessly cold
The fields were a patchwork of corpses
The questers were never too bold
We'd turn villages into graveyards together
And averything round us was fine

Now the fae are well and there
is joie de vivre everywhere
Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine


Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets
To those bedlam days


Do you remember those adventuring parties?
The questors turned Bedlam's cuisine
there ashen, trembling faces
The grayest the realms has seen
It's funny but since we lost Mad Jack
We've gone to the other extreme
No-one comes to kill us now
We couldn’t scalp them anyhow
I even find I'm missing those hero's screams



Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets
To those bedlam days

It's funny but since we lost Mad Jack
We've gone to the other extreme
Perhaps it’s not all that bad
Perhaps the Rising Army is just as mad
And soon we’ll hear those entertaining screams


Those Bedlam days we used to know
Where have they gone, where did they go?
Eh bien, raise your berets

To those bedlam days


Eh bien, raise your berets
To those Bedlam days!

The realms was peaceful for a time
 The home of Tuilli, finest speaker of the nine
 He was famous as a bastard and he wore that title well
A hit with the kids and the denizens of hell
Now Neden was a questing town, loaded up with loot
And robbing it would be quite the bastard thing to do
Syruss found a letter, Neden will host a event next fortnight
And it’s called the Baby Fights

 So register early and don’t forget to prepay
Or you may miss the most gruesome event yet to date,
Tulli the bastard’s coming, the man will never quit
And he’s after Neden’s shi…stuff!

Now Neden’s well defended, but Tuilli had a trick
You see he’s well respected by all those under six
And though they have few spells, they are all awfully cute
And beneath those sparkling eyes is a cold hearted brute
So they came in droves, but the guards just let them pass
A few seconds later those guards just breathed their last
Tuilli knew he had a chance, he already knew he’d win
'Cause what monster kills a kid?

 So register early and don’t forget to prepay
Or you may miss the most gruesome event yet to date,
Tuilli the bastard’s coming, the man will never quit
And he’s after Neden’s shi…stuff!

Well the event was supposed to begin at dawn so it started at 12 of course.
All the questers were silent, not sure what was in store
They yelled “Tuilli come on out, beat us if you can.”
 And that was when the rattling sounds and the crying all began
An army of toddlers soon swarmed, 20 strong and 3 feet high
 Each of them had armor, and murder in their eyes.
They had the players surrounded, there was doubt on every face
But oh well, they already paid!

So sorceries to the front and let those javelins fly
When has ethics ever stopped us from having a good time?
Tulli ran away, so the armies disorganized
and you’re gonna win this fight

That's right!

[Guitar solo]


Now wipe the blood of your tabards and drink to forget
You just murdered a child, are you proud of yourself yet
Baptise will be busy, veal’s on the menu tonight
And you won the Baby Fights!